Me fail English? That’s unpossible. Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen. Human contact: the final frontier.